you can't see me!

gotta make it loud.

Tue, 02 May 2006 03:14:51 GMT

Y0.

Updates have been slacking I know man. But, being on the road 24/7 da champ here gets busy. YES I am still champion. I beat Triple H and Edge last night at Backlash. Was no easy task. But Triple H cut me open good. A few stitches in my head and a black eye and a battered forehead, other then that, all good.

Tonight I had to fight Kenny from the SpIrIt SqUaD ~~OMGZZZZ~~. Triple H was ref, he screwed me over! Damn cheerleader guys ganged up on me ~~and not the way i would've liked~~ SO luckily, Shawn Michaels came to my rescue and became ref and I regained my title belt.

My birthday was over the weekend. I got some cake from da divas and some of the guys. Went out partying with everyone. Got DRUNK AS HELL and woke up in SOME hotel room. Bad right? Won't go into TOO much detail, unless you all want to hear about it.

WELPPP. Gotta go shower and clean up. I'm WORE THE FUCK OUT.

I need a good back massage...

peace.

WHOA.

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:06:11 GMT

Yo everyone.

I just got back from this AMAZING like, media tour in Bombay and Oh my goodness. There was like, waves of people from EVERYWHERE. I never seen anything like dat before! People were like hanging from the side of like, stairs it was CRA-ZAY man.

But. I really hope everyone had an AWESOME Valentine's Day and got there, "sweetheart" something good thats OUTSIDE the bedroom dawg. I just got a few drinks with the guys PLUS Maria and Stacy. Pretty fun I guess? Idk.

Uhh. Here is a rap I did like, way back on wrestling last year. Someone on a site typed it up and I laughed so hard remembering that....

HBK, I’m scouting you heavy because I know there’s no one better.
But you’re a little too friendly wearing chaps, chains and leather.
And gold medal or not, Kurt Angle’s going south.
Forget your mouth piece, I’ll put my piece in your mouth.
Big Show’s a giant! He’s enormous! I can think of a million adjectives.
But it’s just another case of big things with small packages.
And Carlito, you ain’t cool, you’re some Chia Pet putz.
And instead of spitting out apples, you should be choking on these nuts.
Lita’s a slut, y’all should run the other way when you see her.
I shook her hand last week and she gave me gonorrhea.
And you, you claim you’re "Money in the Bank", and you think you know me.
Well John Cena’s like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me.
The champ is here! And I never back down, I never quit.
If I gotta, I’ll fight you all, because I just don’t give a s___.

And. Real quick before I get off to make an apperance on wrestling. Here is some pictures I took last week.

Me and my gurl Stacy.

Me attempting to play golf.

Me with my baby...well. Sorta.

HUSTLE. LOYALTY. RESPECT.
peace.

ps. sebastien, how about a battle next week? I'm off. How about you?

why?!?

Tue, 07 Feb 2006 07:22:28 GMT

UGHHHHHHHH.

I WISH she would've shut up! I didn't WANT to kiss her! But thats only way for HER TO SHUT UP!
Ugh. I John Cena. Kissed. Maria Kanellis. We were tag team partners against Mr. "Future Champion ~~loser~~ " Edge and his ~~sluthoe~~ Lita. We won of course and I got to pick MYYYY ref for next....thursday. I picked the HARDCORE LEGEND ~~not just in bed~~ Mick Foley.

But. back on subject. Maria would not be quiet SO to shut her up I kissed her...it was a simple kiss. But eh. Gotta do whatcha gotta do, right?

Valentines Day is next week. And I don't have a Valentine which SUCKSSSS. Normally if I had one I'd spoil whoever it is, male or female, perferbly male, ROTTEN. Roses, candy, candles, EVERYTHING. But, I don't have one this year... CRIES Anyone wanna be my Valentine?

Hopefully sometime in the future when I get spare time me and Sebastien ~~the new snoop dogg~~ , one of the best rappers I know, are going to have a rap battle. It'll be tight yo. Everyone is invited to that! It'll be just, TIGGHHTTT. =]

I'm very sore right now, NOT BY THAT. I haven't gotten laid in monthssss sad huh? But from wrestling and getting thrown against steel stairs. So I am going to go soak in the tub or take a hot shower, anyone wanna join me?? ;] Ha ha.

PEACE.
cena.

im da champ!

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 23:35:27 GMT

Yo. This here is John Cena. From the DUBYA DUBYA EEEEE, ~~WWE~~. I'm here to give you the lowdown on winning MY title back over Edge and his ~~skankho~~ Girlfriend Lita. Edge thought he be bad when he stole da title from me News Years Resolution. But he then found out, bad ain't enough when you messing with da bad bad man. The Doctor of thuganomics, Chain Gang Leader. ME! Told him last week what the truth was. Come to find out, he can't handle da truth. NOW That I am champ again, I plan on keep the title for a long time. And ain't no man or ho that can stop me.

It doesn't matter if its the big bad buffet killa ~~Pierre~~ Big Show. Or dat burned up freak Kane. Or even that pompous ass Triple H and his sledgehammer. Gonna keep me from hanging on to my gold.

My rhymes be cool yo, anybody wanna challenge me, I'm down wit it!

Welp. Gotta go. Me and Snoop gonna go party to celebrate my title victory. Gonna down me a couple of 40's and chill with some hunnies. Hah.

PEACE.
cena.